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Shiba Inu’s Teased Surprise: A Card? 🐶💰

Behold, the long-anticipated revelation, which had been cloaked in the veils of secrecy, has at last emerged, as the sun of opportunity pierces the clouds of expectation, according to a missive from the official Shib X account.

In the recent past, the Shiba Inu community was tantalized by a cryptic promise: ‘Something wallet-friendly, useful, and unmistakably SHIB,’ a declaration as enigmatic as a riddle posed by a sphinx, yet as thrilling as the first sip of kvass on a summer’s day.

Now, in this latest disclosure, the veil has been lifted, revealing a marvel that may well mark the first such occurrence in the annals of Shiba Inu’s history-a milestone as significant as the invention of the wheel, though perhaps less practical.

The Shiba Inu customized card, in collaboration with Bitget wallet, has finally materialized, a triumph for the Shiba Inu community, enabling users to spend their crypto with the ease of a nobleman tossing coins to a beggar. The card is now accessible to the SHIB faithful.

SHIB rewards have been proclaimed to commemorate the launch of this Shiba Inu card, a gesture as generous as a Tsar’s charity, though one might question if the rewards are as substantial as the promises.

According to the tweet by SHIB’s X account, the first 100 users of the SHIB card shall be bestowed with a sum of 114678899 SHIB, while the rest shall receive a mere $5, a pittance compared to the grandeur of the initial gift. 🚨

🚨 SHIB × Bitget Wallet Card is LIVE! 🚨

WOOF! We’re dropping an exclusive SHIB card face + SHIB rewards for the #SHIBARMY 🎁

Rewards:

First 100 users who claim the SHIB × Bitget Wallet Card get their share of 114678899 in $SHIB

Everyone after gets $5 in $SHIB

100% FREE to…

— Shib (@Shibtoken) November 19, 2025

From Nov. 19 to Nov. 26, users shall revel in zero fees on crypto spending, a boon as welcome as a warm blanket in winter, with the rewards to be distributed on Nov. 26, a date as sacred as a religious holiday.

November continues to shower blessings upon Shiba Inu: SHIB has officially been inducted into Japan’s ‘Green List,’ alongside BTC and ETH, a recognition as prestigious as a Nobel Prize. Shiba Inu also announced its partnership with Unity network, a venture expected to bestow real-world utility upon the token, though one might wonder if it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot.

SHIB joins ADA, XRP in card rave

With this latest endeavor, Shiba Inu joins the ranks of major cryptocurrencies XRP, Cardano (ADA), Solana, and others, in the grand spectacle of customized cards, a trend as ubiquitous as a Russian matryoshka doll.

Early this year, the debut of an XRP version of the Gemini credit card marked a new era, while in the past month, crypto wallet provider Uphold relaunched a U.S. debit card, offering the chance to earn XRP rewards-a gesture as generous as a Siberian winter.

Crypto exchange Gemini declared in October that it was launching a crypto credit card offering up to 4% back in Solana token rewards on every purchase, a proposition as enticing as a siren’s song.

Last week saw the launch of the first ever Cardano card natively integrated into the Wirex app, bringing ADA to millions worldwide, a feat as monumental as the construction of the Trans-Siberian Railway.


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